Crazy gluttonous kitten steals chocolate cake: “Miiine, all miiiine!”

“Cat: I want it, I need it, I must have...THE PRECiOUS!”
“OMG! OMG! OMG! Chocolate!”
“Human, don't make me angry, you wont' like me, when I'm angry!!!”
“Give the poor thing some food.”
“Is that little monster really a cat or a that’s a hungry big rat you got, hahaha!?
“I regret nothing...”
“The power of sharp CLAWS!”
“It looks like a damn chihuahua-rat.”
“Excuse me Sir but I think your blue Gremlin is hungry.”
“Meanwhile in RUSSIA, *cute* kitties eat cakes in a *cute* way, Mwahahaha!” 😂
“The cat clearly saying “F*ck you hooman, I don't recognize your authority! The cake is mine, that's all.”
“My behaviour in presence of a chocolate cake (Yup, I'm a girl).
“That...evil...piece...of...hell.”
“Get a Sphynx kitty they said, they are so cute and sweet they said...”
“Most of cats are little food thieves.”
“Looks like a big angry hairless RAT.”
“Bad boy, he murdered that poor innocent cake, haha!”
“That's not a cat. It's a wet and fed Gremlin after midnight.
“MUST. EAT. THAT. CAKE. WHATEVER.”