His human is in the supermeowrket, so the cat will not move anyway :)
“Don't touch him, he's the supermarket SECURiTY GUARD!” 👮
“Just waiting for my fresh treats and catnip.”
“Poor guy, please, owner, don’t make him wait. He's so patient.”
“Zen cat don’t give a single fuck because he's meditating.”
“I'm sure my cat would just follow me in...”
“Like a Boss.”
“I think that proud cat is in reality the OWNER of the supermeowrket.”
“How could you walk by and not buy food for this sweet kitty.”