“Wait kitty, I have to deliver some packages, I'll be back in an hour.”

“NOoOoOoOo, don't leave me, I come with you, I don't want to be alone, TAKE ME WITH YOU!”
“Haha look how that clever kitten is taking shortcuts to get the delivery driver!”
“When you're the choosen one (because cats choose their humans)”
“Hey, Wait! You're delivering me to the wrong address.”
“OK, now amazon deliver...kittens.”
“The way kitty runs away is so funny and adorable.”
“Man, being a delivery driver is scary these days.”
“Guard kittens? Very vicious, trained to attack on sight, so run for your life!
Ferocious kitten: “And don't come back!”
“Wait for it! I wonder how many times the delivery guy did that. Because he KNEW he had to run to escape...”
“Run Forrest, run...“
“Adopt a kitty, don't shop.”
“3...2...1...CATch me if you can.”
“I'm trying to figure out whether or not the kitten was following him because it was homeless?”
“This kitten is too small to be outside alone.”
“Anyway, he runs super fast for something the size of a big smartphone!”
“Adorable kitten, If the guy wasn't a cat person before...he's definitely one now, hehe.”
[Video: imgur.com]