Funny cat: “Yes my hooman, rub my belly, It’s Air biscuit time.”

Like a Boss. For Cats, humans are just their slaves and feeding machines, haha.
“He’s kneading air-dough while you pet him. He seems to like belly pets and didn’t do the typical cat thing, which involves bringing out the murder mittens. That makes this doubly satisfying.”
“Hehe, my cat does the same paw movement when I pet his belly.”
“Me Sunday morning in my bed.”
[Video: wiseoracle @imgur.com]