Woah! Fast and furious cat? 👀 No, No! FAT and purrious 😁

“Formula One Cat with Drag Reduction System (DRS) activated, hahaha!” 😂
“Did someone say 'DINNER is ready!?'”
“Did someone say 'ZOMBIES are coming?'”
“Haha that’s a really SUPER fast fatty.” 👍
“Me – Friday 6:00 PM – coming home after work, F*ck Yeah, I'm freeee!”
“Oh my…I’ve never seen a fat cat move that fast!”
“I genuinely thought it was a Pygmy hippo from a distance.”