Weirdest kitten ever. Don't try to understand... 👀

“Cats are liquid, he’s just flattening out on the surface!”
“That chair is made out of quicksand.” 😱
“New game: going down and up.”
“That looks so comfy!”
“Purranormal cativity!” 😺
“Or attack mode, that is not comfort that is hunt mode. Cats are cute killing machines!”
“Cats are so mysterious...”
“Donut pillow.”
“Me when teacher wants a volunteer about a math question.”
“Poor kitty, I think he sees Zombies or Ghosts in the room!”