First, they steal our ♥ heart. Then they steal our bed and...

...then, they still our (expensive) laptops!
“Haha, your cat has the same laptop as me but he works harder than me!” 😂
Owner: “Not working, he is watching the birdies on Youtube.” 🐦
“Sorry Mom but the bed is full, you sleep on the floor tonight.”
“Because...on the Internet nobody knows you're a cat.”